I am a cat

my name is Mars and I am a cat. I live with some girls who do not really get me for the most part. They are cool though.
Feb 18
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Last night my dad come over and he and the Girl had a pasta feed. I ate some bread and licked some flour. Also I showed dad my new ball. Its pretty sweet. I like to carry it around a lot. Sometimes I throw it in the air. I am pretty awesome.

Also I licked my butt.

Then at bed time I slept on the bed. The Girl does not seem to mind, which is nice. But sometimes she touches me while I am asleep and then I can’t sleep so I play with my ball and then go back to sleep. I cuddled her too. She seems to like that.

Then in the morning she took a shower and I guarded the room for her because you never know in showers. Sometimes when I get in a shower the water gets me wet. The Girl seems to like that but I can’t be sure. She always talks to me in the morning but I don’t always know what shes talking about. Today I told her that the other cat was kind of dumb and the Girl was all “Tell me about it” so I said “well one time she saw me and ran away but I was nice and I don’t know why so I assume she is just dumb” and the Girl said “I don’t even know!”. I don’t think she knows what I am talking about half the time, but thats ok because at least she plays along.

Now I am going to sit at the window and lick myself. Maybe the mail man will show up again. I have my eye on him.