May 2009
2 posts
Augh! Why isn’t this me: http://twitter.com/sockington ???????????
i moved this weekend to mountain view. i probly wont be tumbling much anymore.
mrow sorry.
April 2009
5 posts
Sometimes I am so cool that I surprise myself.
I want to start calling the Girl my mom, but I think she’s mad at me. I have a gift for her when she comes home later anyway.
The Girl just said I’m replaceable. We’ll see what Dad has to say about this.
March 2009
24 posts
I’m itchy today. This new place is nice. I am glad the Crazy Girl isn’t here to lock me away anymore.
my weekend by Mars
This was a very busy weekend for me and the Girl and my daddy and the Tall friend and the Girls moma.
the crazy girl is still crazy.
live with a Guy now and he looks like a muppet I think his name is something from star trek.
I am awesome
So I just watched BSG. WTF!
“Oh theres a lost pet in my area… a 12 pound tabby?! HOW DID THAT RUN AWAY??”
– -Nate (via drawing-cowboys)
I AM NOT THAT FAT AND I COULD EASILY HAVE GOTTEN AWAY IF YOU HAD NOT GRABBED ME RIGHT AS I JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW GOSH
“i think i just hallucinated a fly.”
– -phuong (via drawing-cowboys)
sometimes i do this and stare at places for a while and people think its weird but there are really ghost bugs and stuff i promise.
Cat Armor Is Awesome, My Cat Wants Some -... →
I do not even understand this.
Buddy, The Office Dog
Buddy: [whine]
Lisa: He's been whining for months.
Jenn: Phuong, throw something at him.
Phuong: I don't have anything...i want to...get rid of...here.
arent dogs supposed to bring things back? gosh. cats are better.
This July I officially start getting old. →
burl:
It’s all downhill from here…
Im 24. And a cat. how do you think i feel about it? prrrt.
Today, I was in The Girl’s room and saw something that scared me. I ran away but it followed me. It turns out it was just my tail. FML.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH…my kitty tears will be the only stain on this carpet now. i feel like barfing. :’(
i don’t eat it because i like it. the irony is that eating barf makes me want to barf. :(
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET BARF OUT OF CARPET????
OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP! MRAAAAACCKKKKKK!!!!
OH CRAP
i am a little afraid the girl found other cats to love.
How to Appear Busy at Work Even When You Are Not
drawing-cowboys:
zippy48:
Keep your work area untidy. Whatever you do, don’t be a neatnik. Everybody knows that an employee who has time to clean his or her work area doesn’t have enough work to do and may be expendable. Keep a few printed graphs and spreadsheets strewn about your desk. One sheet (slightly crumpled) should be sitting at your feet - you were too busy to notice it fell. ...
“My cat is the effin’ CHIT”
– The Girl
Mrowp
I have been lazy that last few days.
Im am getting very cranky being kept in the room all day. wendy is pissing me off i want to eat her stupid little kitten because it is not fair. she is such a jerk to the Girl.
My dad stopped by in all his hobo glory today and did something with the Girls computer. I dont think that will help it work any better but he was happy at the end of it, so that is...
February 2009
8 posts
last night i spilled a bunch of water and then watched the girl clean it up and get me more.
then i spilled that one too.
Last night my dad come over and he and the Girl had a pasta feed. I ate some bread and licked some flour. Also I showed dad my new ball. Its pretty sweet. I like to carry it around a lot. Sometimes I throw it in the air. I am pretty awesome.
Also I licked my butt.
Then at bed time I slept on the bed. The Girl does not seem to mind, which is nice. But sometimes she touches me while I am asleep...
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely...”
– sometimes people do not get that cats are really smart. I am going to go play with some socks now. it will be awesome!
I know right?
Me: prrrrt?
Kat: oh yeah?
Me: mrrrrowwwlll
Kat: wait, really?
Me: mrrp rowww.
Kat: HAHAHAHAHA
